Written by D P Whitehead

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Topics: Russia, Ukraine, parody

Friday, 2 May 2014

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Ukrainian President Ugg

The Ukrainian Government has welcomed Russia's promise of "bombing them into the stone age" and see it as a chance to progress.

"By advancing the Ukrainian people, from our current state of anthropological sub-infancy into the earliest dawning of civilization is fantastic," said one Ukrainian official, "at last we can progress from the neanderthal stage into a more community driven society."

Ukranian's as proven by boxing brother's the Klitchko's, are prenomindantly a half man, half ape like species, and it is hoped that Russian bombing will force the Ukrainian people to become a more hunter/gatherer type of species.

Russia, though, is wary not to bomb the Ukraine people forward into the Iron Age, where they will be able to forge weapons of mass destruction, such as knives and spears, to attack the Russian aggressors.

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