Everyone's favourite Islamic radical/head of state, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran) today made a shocking speech at the Vatican. No one remembered exactly what he said, nor did anyone take him seriously; but I sort of got the gist of it.
It turns out the Iranian president "hates the west". This confusing statement was interpreted by rap group "Westside Connection" as a declaration of war.
The U.S. is trying to solve this matter diplomatically with no apparent solutions in sight although this war has not seen conflict yet due to the limitations of each sides armies.
Rapper Mack 10 made a statement saying "If those punk ass towel-heads, sorry, "people of middle eastern descent" wanna come down to south central thems mo fo's gettin smoked, believe that G"
Mr 10's comment only added fuel to the fire, enraging the president, who retaliated with "Oh yeah bitch, bring the shizzle."
This is a new time of uncertainty for all, and with no solution in sight it's difficult to see a solution (in sight).
I'm Dan Rather