Moscow, Russia - Still smarting after his IP address was blacklisted by satirical website NewsCorpse.Ru the Russian leader has vowed revenge on what he says is the CIA's biggest ever project since Edgar Hoover 'built that bloody dam'.
According to President Putin the famous Ohio water management system was put up by the notorious FBI director, a controversial character lambasted by President Harry S Truman for running the Bureau like his own private enforcement army.
Today the Russian's blog posturings were systematically deleted after website editorial director Svetlana Snarl accused him of being the notorious troll 'Rasputin' who regularly upset her top notch scribes.
Commenting on Putin's satire writings fellow blogger Edward Snowden said Vladimir Putin had got lots of laughs, particularly from Crimean writers who regularly post rubbish jokes on the parody site.
"Glad Vlad has been badly treated," the turncoat tweeted at lunchtime today, "and deserves another chance to screw over his fellow satirists."
Glenn Greenwald is 69.