Written by D P Whitehead
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Egypt

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

image for Things Looking Ugly In Egypt
A Typical Egyptian Woman

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly".

Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the streets of Cairo and is still having flashbacks and nightmares.

He described the situation as "shocking".

While rival protesters have clashed outside the presidential palace in the Egyptian capital, Cairo, as unrest grows over a controversial draft constitution Dave was more preoccupied with the amount of ugly and hairy Egyptian women he encountered as well as the overall ugly state of belly dancers, whom Dave described as "kind of chubby, just like a soccer mom, but with slightly more facial hair."

As petrol bombs were thrown and a number of people were injured, amid reports of shots being fired Dave found himself increasingly intimidated by what he could only describe as an "affront to mankind" - referring to the standard of the women he met during his visit.

"Don't get confused" stressed Dave "I am not saying ALL Egyptian women are ugly and of course I find Arabian and Persian women to be some of the most beautiful women in the world. It is just that, during this particular visit, I encountered an unusually and exaggerated amount of ugly females, which of course coincided with the demonstrations that I belief were going on at the time. Of course I am not racist nor am I attacking Egyptian women, hairy or ugly, it is just I wanted to make best use of a current news story and mix it up so I could produce a misleading headline. So, if you do think I am being racist against Egyptians, I assure you I am not."

Make D P Whitehead's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 1?

8 22 3 4

Go to top