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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides.

During last weeks call to Moscow from the White House Russian aides stifled fits of giggles and laughter as their President lent back in his chair, apparently uninterested in anything been said by the American leader and suggested (to his comrades) that the US President had a penis on his head; by employing the same hand gestures as previously mentioned.

The White House has yet to respond to these allegations but if found to be true then absolutely nothing will be done about it.

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