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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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A lot of US cattlemen are really surprised that Cliven Bundy was not arrested and taken to jail.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that Kim Jong Un cannot believe how the state of Nevada and the United States government let Cliven Bundy get his way.

Kim Jong Un said that 67-year-old Bundy did not pay the mandatory grazing rights fees for 20 years and then he turns around and claims that he is being singled out by the big bad politicians.

Every cattle rancher in Nevada (191) paid their grazing rights fee and Kim Jong Un cannot understand how Bundy could get away with not paying his fair share which American Spotlight Magazine said totals a little over $1 million.

The North Korean leader said that if old man Bundy had pulled that illegal stunt in North Korea he would be sitting in a cold, damp cell in the Pyongyang Federal Prison for the rest of his life.

SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine spoke with noted California attorney Ginger Allred and asked her about the case. She shook her head and replied that Kim Jong Un is right, Mr. Bundy for some weird reason feels that he is somehow exempt from paying the grazing fees.

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