NEW YORK CITY - National Focus Magazine is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has just received an email from the United Nations informing him that he is to disarm every one of his missiles by 11:59 pm, Monday, April 28.
They stress that failure to do so will result in economic sanctions which could cause widespread hunger in his country.
The UN also points out that if he does not meet the deadline the World Health Organizatin (WHO) will immediately stop their shipment of bottled water, Super Plenamin Vitamins, Pop Tarts, and Twizzlers.
They ask that Kim Jong Un take this threat to heart because if he doesn't then his people will have to subside on rice for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
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