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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment is made up of some of the fiercest soldiers in the world.

KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport.

The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Russian invaders.

The people of Kiev were so happy to see the Australian soldiers that they gave them food, drinks, money, and even condoms.

The commander of the 1st Aborigines regiment stated that what the regiment lacks in numbers they more than make it up with their fierce determination to help their Ukrainian brothers.

Many Ukrainians settled in Australia back during the harsh winter of 1977, so for many it will be a type of reunion.

Meanwhile, President Putin has stated that all Australian prisoners will be transported to the North Pole with only a T-shirt, boxer shorts, and a pair of flip-flops.

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