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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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The MS Cinco de Mayo (L) and The MS Chupacabra (R) at Cancun Harbor.

MEXICO City - The Republic of Mexico has stated that they will be sending two warships the MS Cinco de Mayo and the MS Chupacabra to South Vietnam.

A spokesperson for President Nacho Winslow said Mexico has always had excellent trade relations with Vietnam.

It was pointed out that during the Vietnam War, Mexico sent two regiments; The 7th Baja California Cavalry and the 13th Quintana Roo Infantry to help South Vietnam in its fight against the North Vietnamese infidels.

Both regiments were awarded many medals for their bravery and upon arriving back in Mexico every member of the two regiments was given a $6,000 bonus [US] plus they were exempted from ever having to pay taxes.

SIDENOTE: Mexico pointed out that she will also be donating $19,500 [US] to the Vietnamese cause.

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