Written by Abel Rodriguez

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Topics: Nuclear Weapons, WMD

Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Two Somalian Pirate ships anchored at Mogadishu Harbor.

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has just stated that highly reliable sources have made it known that the rogue sea bandits known as The Somalian Pirates now possess a nuclear weapon.

The source stated that the weapon of mass destruction was built using various parts that the pirates had stolen from 19 different high seas freighters over a period of 9 months.

An expert on the Somalian Pirates who did not want her name revealed stated that one thing about these sea bandits is that they do have several individuals within their organization who have IQ's that rival those of Harvard law professors.

The source said that as of yet, the pirates have not made any demands, but once they do, the situation is going to get downright stressful for someone.

In A Related Story: The Major League Pittsburgh Pirates have just announced that they will not be leaving Pittsburgh as they had considered doing at the end of the 2014 season.

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