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Sunday, 6 April 2014

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For some strange reason Kim Jong Un has ordered that his missiles be painted with the US name and logo.

HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - Vietnam has just informed the North Korean embassy in Ho Chi Minh City that it is finished with Kim Jong Un's missile threats.

They have let North Korea know that the next missile that Kim Jong Un fires will most probably be shot down before it even clears North Korean airspace.

When told that it's illegal according to the Geneva Convention, a spokesperson for the Vietnamese government stated that North Korea long ago used the Geneva Convention Manual as heating paper.

Meanwhile Kim Jong Un has let Vietnam know that no one threatens him and he can make all of the missile threats he wants since he has the most powerful army on the face of the Earth.

[WRITER'S NOTE: Ah actually it's the fourth most powerful not the most.]

Kim Jong Un also pointed out that he has already instructed the North Korean warship NKS See Ya Soon to sail towards the Vietnamese coast and fire missiles at Vietnam if they fire a missile at his missile.

Meanwhile, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has said that it looks like Kim Jong Unstable may get some of his North Korean structures knocked all to hell.

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