PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just revealed that the North Korean warship The NKS See Ya Soon has just shot down an African drone that was heading towards the North Korean capital of Pyongyang.
The Rice Paddy stated that crew members of the See Ya Soon were able to pick up the pieces of the drone and the markings showed it to have been manufactured in Lower Zamgola, Africa.
The Lower Zamgolan government was contacted and asked about the drone that had a numerical designation of LZ-9801-3326.
A representative for Lower Zamgola stated that their nation does not possess a drone with that number and added that it does have an LZ-9801-3327, but not an LZ-9801-3326.
Kim Jong Un has stated that if Lower Zamgola wants to play games he will be more than happy to fire off one of his missiles towards the Lower Zamgolan capital city of Hippoville.