Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Saturday, 29 March 2014

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A closeup of a member of Buffaranda's Zu Yum Yum cannibal tribe.

MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone.

Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is compiling a list of these little countries and after Russia gets through with the Ukraine he will go down the list and one by one invade these little peep squeak nations.

One nation in particular is located in Africa. The country of Buffaranda has commented that Putin does not scare them.

A representative for Buffaranda said that they have the most viciously evil group of cannibals on the face of the Earth.

The Buffarandan rep explained that if Putin invades them he will face the demonic wrath of the members of the Zu Yum Yum tribe of cannibals who love white meat.

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