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Friday, 28 March 2014

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Former Dynasty superstar Joan Collins turned more than a few heads last weekend in Monaco when the forever young star showed off her new Bob Macky canary yellow bikini.

The 81 year old glamour girl didn't look a day over 50 as she lounged on the beach with George Hamilton and Speaker of the House John Boyner. "We love getting some sun with Joan" Boyner said as he slathered on oil and smoked a malboro light. "Oh John" Joan giggled as she adjusted her ample and amazingly perky breasts.

I asked Joan what her secret is for her amazing youthful looks and body. "It's simple darling" Joan responded "I sold my soul to the devil, just like George and John did". "Joan don't tell tales out of school" Hamilton scolded, as he adjusted his glimmering white speedo which made his skin look even more dark.

After her beach weekend Joan jetted off to England to begin filming her new movie "The Bitch 2, On the Rag" costarring Lindsey Lohan and Lady Gaga. Joan will play the role of a sex starved cougar who seduces her granddaughter's husband while on safari in Africa.

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