(STT News) Beijing - Information leaked by way of Malaysia, Australia, the US and UK, New Zealand, India, Israel, Pakistan, Bangladesh, China, Russia and the People's Quasi-Republic of Lower Antartica today revealed new evidence that MH370 may have crashed in Podunk Lake, just outside of Horace Township, Michigan. Jethro County, Michigan, Sheriff Demarcus Green, states that, around the time of the loss of the Boeing 777, a group of locals gathered for a beer party around Podunk Lake saw a bright object float overhead, jump up and down before then diving head first into the 3.4 acre body of water.
According to Jethro County officials, the lake's depth is an astounding 24 feet at center, making searching a problem for anyone except with the latest in technology.
Historically, old cars... mainly stolen and then fed into the lake, are often found and dragged back to shore. "It's almost an annual event here." said Sheriff Green.
Meanwhile, Malaysia continues to deny any knowledge of the plane's whereabouts or that it was ever in Malaysia to begin with. Outside the Malaysian embassy in Beijing, protesters shouted slogans and raised banners denouncing the way Malay officials have ignored so many information requests from day one.
A dive team from the Malaysian University of Togobag-ali are due to arrive in Jethro County sometime late tomorrow night. They will set up camp, host a cook out, offer a media interview and then go to bed before leaving the next morning. One observer stated, "This will certainly solve this lost plane case, once and for all. We feel we have all the missing clues."