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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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As World War Looms Most Americans Are More Concerned That Rick From The Walking Dead Gets To Terminus

As the Russia and Ukraine edge ever closer to war, a Wisconsin mother is concerned that a buildup of arms could lead to serious consequences for her 15 year old son.

Martha Compton, 36, told reporters that her son Daniel, has been working out at the gym 5 nights a week, in an attempt to build up his puny biceps and triceps.

"I am worried that the next thing you know he is taking steroids," said the worried mother of three, "he wants to look like at Arnold Schwarzenegger, but right now he looks like Arnold from Different Strokes. He is so puny, he gets bullied, I am scared, once his arms are built up, he starts fighting with other boys."

When asked about the Ukraine's foreign ministry statement that the prospect of war with Russia was "growing" as the embattled country's powerful neighbor continued to build its military presence at their shared border, Martha shook her head, "I have no idea what you are talking about. Is it to do with that plane that went missing in Japan, or some other weird place where they speak foreign?"

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