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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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Sergeant Ollie Copula in a recent photo

Diego Garcia - After landing safely at Diego Garcia military base, on March 8, MH370 set off with most passengers on board today, again under remote control.

All boarded passengers and crew were served aspartame laced drinks to reduce the anticipated pain of crashing into the Indian Ocean near Australia, according to our sources Sergeants Ollie Copula and Fran Strumpet of the base MP squadron, in an exclusive interview via Skipe.

Search ships will be standing by as the plane arrives and runs out of fuel in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Details of the Diego Garcia debriefing are classified.

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