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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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The VS Mekong Mongoose has left The East Siberian Sea and sailed back to Vietnam.

EAST SIBERIAN SEA - Russia is reporting that the Vietnamese warship the VS Mekong Mongoose has left the East Siberian Sea.

The Vodkavich National News Agency stated that the Vietnamese vessel left as soon as President Putin issued a warning that if it did not leave Russian waters immediately it would disappear.

According to a source within the Vietnamese government, Putin made it very clear exactly what he meant by disappear.

The ship had initially sailed into the East Siberian Sea a little over two weeks ago to monitor the situation between Russia and the Ukraine.

SIDENOTE: Vodkavich reported that Putin is still very angry with the Vietnamese government and has threatened to stop shipping Vodka and Russian Salad Dressing to the Southeast Asian country.

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