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Thursday, 20 March 2014

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Cannibal or not? Only van Daeniken can tell!

A Chilean lama farmer taking his herd out to graze on the top of a Chilean mountain has spotted a missing aeroplane, but he could not tell if it was that one supposedly kidnapped by aliens because he could not read the name on the side.

After informing the Chilean authorities about the plane, they rushed up the mountain on the back of donkeys hoping to find the missing plane, but instead, found an ancient UFO that obviously had attempted to land on Erich van Daenikens airport on top of a Peruvian mountain, but overshot the runway and landed on a Chilean peak instead.

Alien experts have been scouring the insides of the plane/UFO and only found gnawed upon skeleton bones and it became obvious that these aliens once flew over Borneo and dined with pygmies in darkest Africa a long time ago.

Instead of telling the world that the missing plane had been found the Chilean authorities had only to report that a UFO full of cannibal skeletons was discovered and Hollywood immediately offered to film the whole thing with Anthony Hopkins playing the main role and lost Chilean miners playing the extras.

Whilst leaving the scene a passing lama spat on a Man in Black! It was not Will Smith, he was too busy playing an idiot!

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