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Friday, 21 March 2014

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Edward Snowden's assistant putting an Intruder Protector Device in one of Snowden's 17 personal computers.

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden thanked the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America for having been invited to attend this year's convention in Pocatello, Idaho.

Snowden, who is the Russian Director of Computers, is noted for being the most famous whistleblower in the USA when he leaked info about the National Security Agency.

Soon afterwards he left the country and fled to Russia, where President Putin granted him political asylum.

The Russian president is very pleased with Snowden and he is thrilled that he is dating his gorgeous niece Nadia Olgavich.

SIDENOTE: In a text message to the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America, Snowden remarked, "Good try trying to lure me back into the USA so that you can have me arrested dude. You know...I was born at night, but not LAST night!"

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