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Thursday, 20 March 2014

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Vlad The Invader

Vladimir 'the invader' Putin, has revealed that he doesn't give a monkski about western sanctions, in his plan to take over the World.

Speaking from his secret bunker hidden in a volcano, the Russian warlord laughed at western efforts to talk him round from taking over the world, with threats that they will take his PS4 account off him.

UN President Bandy Moon, is about to enter talks to try and dissuade Putin from invading Crimea, LAST SUNDAY.

Meanwhile, Osama Obama the president of the US of A has had enough of talking with Putin, and plans a further round of talks with him next week.

David Cameron, the prime minister of the U of K is in full agreement and says that the time for talking is over, and that we should talk some more.

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