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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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Investigators, still stumped by the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 have turned to conspiracy theorists in the hope of solving the ever increasing mystery surrounding the events of the vanishing aircraft.

One theory, proposed by Alan Dumbass of Nevada, may actually take the investigation on a new route.

Unemployed Alan, 48, who lives with his mom in a trailer park located close to the infamous Area 51, explained his theory, and though it sounds like a plotline from the X-Files, many believe he may just be right.

"It's obvious, the plane was overran and commandeered by American/CIA trained black-ops super soldiers that were teleported into the cockpit using equipment provided by CERN before the aircraft was flown through a Stargate where it travelled back through time and space to crash into the South Tower of the World Trade Centre on September 11 2001, all part of a CIA-NSA-KGB-MI6 plot on the direct orders of Queen Elizabeth II of England and her secret half brother, George W Bush, all under the control of aliens from Mars, working with a secret cabal of global business interests, including Coca Cola, McDonalds and Netflix. Isn't it obvious?"

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