MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that the Kremlin is cracking down on any world wide websites that are critical of the Russian government.
The report states that President Putin has asked his director of computers, Edward Snowden to look into the matter and put a stop to any and all websites that are unfriendly towards Russia.
Snowden went to work on the matter immediately and Vodkavich has stated that so far Director Snowden has managed to identify 2,902,871 anti-Russian sites.
He stated that he feels that it is just the tip of the iceberg, as they say up in the North Atlantic.
SIDENOTE: Snowden commented that most of the anti-Russian websites were based in the United States but he was very surprised to find out that a lot of the sites are based in North Korea, Bolivia, and Lichtenstein.