KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia.
A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious times like these it is good to know that there are still countries who believe that no country should be pushed around by another country simply because it is smaller.
The Ukraine is a proud land, with proud people, and proud pets and they will not just roll over in front of the Russian Army; should the Russian Army decide to invade.
Portugal has stated that they will be FedExing to the Ukraine two boxes of Portuguese made shotguns as well as 2,000 loaves of Portuguese bread.
Peru has informed the Ukraine that they will be wiring them a check for $31,900 [U.S.].
Meanwhile, Russia has commented that Portugal and Peru had better keep their noses out of Russian business before they find their noses on the floor.