VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently spoke with Italy's national news agency, El Vino.
He informed El Vino about some changes that he has in mind for the church. One of the changes that he is considering involves the age old Bingo games.
The pope did not want to tip his hand at this time but he did say that it is going to be a good thing.
He said that the bottom line is that it will raise more money to help pay for those infernal lawsuits that a wayward bunch of priests caused.
He then said that it seems like every time he turns on the television he sees that GOP woman Ann Coulter spouting off about President Obama, the Democrats, taxes, the economy, and the fact that she is 52-years-old and still has not been able to find a man to satisfy her womanly needs, urges, and desires.
The pope said that he is telling (Anita) Coulter that she really and truly needs to get religion in her life.
He commented that she is one of the grouchiest, meanest, angriest American women he has ever known; and that includes Joan "The Hateful Bitch" Rivers. [His words].