MOSCOW - One of the most famous comedians in Russia, Blizzard Boobovich sponsored a national telethon and managed to raise $2 million.
The comedian who is considered to be a younger Russian version of Robin Williams said that he did it to help buy weapons, bullets, and water canteens for the members of the Russian military.
President Putin was so thrilled with Boobovich's unselfish gesture that he has made him an Honorary Comrade of The Kremlin.
Putin said that the honor means that Blizzard can go anywhere in Russia he feels like and no one will stop him or question him.
Blizzard said that he has always liked Vladimir Putin and he even once dated his stunningly attractive niece Nadia Olgavich, who is presently engaged to Putin's director of computers Edward Snowden.
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