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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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Dasha Zhukova looking perky on board Abramovich's yacht the Hexclipse

Sargasso Sea - "At first we thought they were just spying on Roman Abramovich's girlfriend Dasha Zhukova sunbathing topless aboard the Hexclipse," a US Coast Guard source said this evening, "but hey, her tits aren't THAT great."

The news comes amid reports that sophisticated signal jammers have been deployed by NATO AWACs to track dozens of Russian billionaires' ocean going yachts suspected of involvement in the burgeoning US cocaine trade.

Up to a dozen oligarchs' superyachts have been identified following the discovery of a virtually undetectable sub-sonar communications system that bypasses the internet and other 'obsolete' high tech comms.

Secret surveillance by E-3A and E-3B AWACS has scanned and logged months of traffic in an expanse of water covering 300,000 square kilometers (115,000 square miles) in round the clock sorties from the nearby Diego Garcia US base currently under NATO command.

Tonight out-takes of certain risqué pics snapped by AWACS cameras are doing the rounds at the headquarters of federal agencies like FBI, CIA and NCIS where Special Agents are poring over the details.

Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer looks petty damned livid now that his megayacht 'Titz' appears to have sprung a leak.

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