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Friday, 7 March 2014

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VATICAN CITY - Reports coming out of the Vatican are that Pope Francis has had his fill of seeing the news day in and day out regarding Russia's intimidation of the Ukraine.

A spokesperson for the Vatican, Polo Pizarro, stated that his holiness is fed up with the way Vlady Putin is throwing his weight around and pestering the hell out of the Ukrainian people.

The Pope has further noted that it is interesting that Putin waited until after The Sochi Winter Olympics ended to start flexing his political muscles.

Francis wonders why Vladimir did not carry on like a school yard bully before the Olympics.

He answered his own question when he said that had (Putin) made his threats prior to the games, NBC might not have televised the games and it would have cost Russia untold millions of dollars.

In A Related Story. President Putin has said that Pope Francis needs to butt out of his business and concentrate on scheduling the Vatican's weekly Bingo games.

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