Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling.
The former US president said he owed much - ok, all! - of his success as a shyster attorney and bent politician to decades-long Anglo-Irish arrangements that lavished get-out-of-jail-free cards on aspiring wannabes such as himself.
Last week he hailed a British criminal court's decision to let off the hook an alleged Hyde Park bomber given immunity from prosecution by a Blair Government scam.
"I didn't get where I am today without being re-elected on the back of IRA voters' dollars," the ex-prez said before handing out hundreds of Hillary 2016! party bags to the audience.
The new Clinton Institute opens for lectures on April 1st this year.