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Topics: Bill Clinton, IRA

Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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Awesome speech, Bill - as the Clinton Institute's first Visiting Professor of Piss Process Studies gets a hug

Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling.

The former US president said he owed much - ok, all! - of his success as a shyster attorney and bent politician to decades-long Anglo-Irish arrangements that lavished get-out-of-jail-free cards on aspiring wannabes such as himself.

Last week he hailed a British criminal court's decision to let off the hook an alleged Hyde Park bomber given immunity from prosecution by a Blair Government scam.

"I didn't get where I am today without being re-elected on the back of IRA voters' dollars," the ex-prez said before handing out hundreds of Hillary 2016! party bags to the audience.

The new Clinton Institute opens for lectures on April 1st this year.

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