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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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If Kim is allowed to stay in the White House he will have to follow the house rules.

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong Un announced today that he will embark on a world tour. He plans to start his tour in Washington, DC, where he has asked President Obama if he can stay at the White House and sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom.

President Obama has told Kim that because of sanctions against North Korea he would not be able to authorize him sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom and he would have to instead sleep in Malia or Sasha's room while they were away.

President Obama also informed Kim that if he were to stay at the White House that he would have to follow the house rules, including:

-No dessert unless you clean your plate.
-Lights out at 9 pm
-No reading comic books under the cover with a flashlight
-No TV after bedtime

Whether Kim Jong Un agrees to these conditions or not has not been announced yet.

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