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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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Kim Jong Un's doctor says the North Korea leader will soon be fit as a fiddle.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has reportedly gone in to have what The Rice Paddy National News Agency is referring to as minor surgery.

The Rice Paddy has stated that Kim Jong Un had been complaining of a problem with his throat.

His doctor examined him and reported that his tonsils had both swollen up to the size of plums.

The doctor noted that the swelling was causing the leader to have trouble swallowing his favorite dish, Barbecued Rice.

A close friend of Kim Jong Un's said that a voice expert has stated that the tonsil swelling was causing Kim's voice to go up and octave.

As a result he was beginning to sound a lot like Miley Cyrus. The voice expert says that once the tonsils are removed his voice should return to the somewhat manly way it sounded before his tonsil problem.

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