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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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VATICAN CITY - The Pope accidentally dropped the F-Bomb during a speech yesterday during his Sunday blessing.

While giving his weekly blessing from the Vatican, Pope Francis mentioned the word 'f***' in Italian before correcting himself.

Within seconds the mistake was posted on U-Toob and went viral.

Later in the day, the Pope held a press conference to address the issue. A female reporter, Ivana Mann, asked the Pope if he meant what he said. He responded "Listen to me you f***ing c**t - I am the gawd-d*mned Pope. Of course I didn't f**king mean it. I mean holy-s*it. If I wanted to say f**k, I would have said it in English."

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