PYONGYANG, North Korea - In what many foreign press correspondents are calling a very amazing statement, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has warned the United States to stay out of Russia's business with the Ukraine.
Kim Jong Un speaking at his Presidential Palace in Pyongyang said that he is tired of the USA always thinking that they have to police the world.
The world leader that Vice-President Biden has nicknamed The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy stated, that President Obama needs to concern himself with the mess that is going on underneath his nose in the state of Arizona.
He further noted that he wonders how in the world a once great city like Detroit could have been allowed to go bankrupt.
Kim Jong Un then said, "And don't get me started on that bridge mess in New Jersey."
SIDENOTE: When Russian President Putin heard the comments that Kim Jong Un had made, he simply smiled, took a drink from his bottle of Vodka, and remarked, "That little Kim Jong Un fella is one feisty little dude."