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Saturday, 1 March 2014

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One of India's sacred cows that will soon be shipped to Japan.

NEW DELHI, India - The country of India, like most of the world's countries, has been going through a tough time economically.

The Taj Mahal National News Agency has just announced some shocking news coming out of the nation's capital of New Delhi.

The Indian government in an effort to try and get their country's people back out of the extreme poverty that they are in has announced that India will be selling 17,000 sacred cows to Japan.

It is no secret that the Japanese people love steaks and they have especially taken to fajitas which are one of the most delicious types of meat anywhere in the world.

Many of India's citizens expressed total shock at the move by their government but as the Indian government has said, the empty stomachs of the people of India are more important than a few sacred cows.

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