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Saturday, 1 March 2014

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Please Do Not Mail Either Weird Al or Weid Viktor Turds

American singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, and author 'Weird Al' Yankovic is begging the public to stop sending him emails, tweets and facebook messages calling him a bully, a dictator and accusing him of being Russian leader, Vladimir Putin's puppet.

"My name is Yankovic and not Yanukovych, I am not, never have been, and never will be (I doubt) the President of Ukraine. I am merely a parodist who takes the piss out of rock stars. Please, please stop mailing me turds."

Meanwhile, ousted Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych is begging the public to stop sending him emails, tweets and facebook messages calling him untalented, a has been, a long haired weirdo and a cock.

"My name is Yanukovych and not Yankovic, I am not, never have been, and never will be (I doubt) a singer-song writer, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, nor author. I am merely an ousted President and Putin's puppet. Please, please stop mailing me turds."

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