Pyongyang, North Korea Since accepting the invitation of Kim Jong Un, evil dictator of North Korea, to visit his country, pop star Justin Bieber appears to be happy, taking selfies of himself with Kim's handmaidens, and horseback riding with the portly despot.
Update-In breaking news, it appears that most recent photos from the Hermit Kingdom show the youngster ruler riding astride Mr. Bieber! The Bieber security force appear to be standing around, applauding, laughing, and just plain hootin' and a'hollerin'!
Further update The latest photos from North Korea show the pop star Justin Bieber running to a jet with his security force behind him, being chased by the North Korean Army, and finally, successfully taking off while Bieber throws eggs at the cursing North Koreans. The Army is then seen fighting over the eggs.
Bieber has just tweeted, "The Kimster was a big fat phony."
Further tweet-"I guess I should check out these invitations better. Think I'll start doing that after I visit my new bud Viktor Yanukovych in his castle."