PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, has just accepted an offer from Cuban President Raul Castro to meet with him next month in Havana, Cuba.
The two world leaders have set the historic meeting for April 1, which interestingly enough is April Fool's Day.
When a reporter for North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy pointed that fact out to President Kim Jong Un he angrily replied that he has executed relatives for saying a lot less than that.
The reporter reportedly apologized profusely 17 times and begged the great North Korean leader to forgive him for being so callously insensitive and downright stupid.
Kim Jong Un said that he would give him another chance if he donated $950 [U.S.] to his re-election campaign fund (Tsk-Tsk).
The word coming out of Cuba is that President Castro has suggested that perhaps the illustrious leader of North Korea would like to set up one or more of his missiles on the island country which is located a mere 90 miles from the U.S. mainland.
SIDENOTE: A close source inside the North Korean government stated that when Kim Jong Un learned of El Presidente's offer his mouth began salivating uncontrollably.