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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Pablo Norman Picasso, Spanish co founder of Cubism and general comedy painter's glasses have been found by his great grandson in his house in France. "He was always losing them", Nornan Picasso told our reporter.

"He always accused people of moving them, but the simple fact was that he should have had a pair of glasses to find his glasses with. I had to laugh when people said he founded the Cubist Movement. He wa simply painting without his glasses on . Women appeared to have three eyes, and ears everywhere when my great grandfather had no glasses on", Norman told our reporter. "He was actually a post impressionist painter with his glasses on, but got scared by Vincent Vsn Gogh chasing him with an open razor.

Van Gogh would often find Picasso's spectacles exactly where my Grandfather had last had them, and he would put them on to paint with, producing vivid, colour intense painting of fields of corn and sunflowers in vases.

If Picasso had not kept losing his spectacles he may have gone on to produce proper art like full sized chemists shops and untidy beds."

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