Moscow, Russia - A platoon of ex-World War II Soviet armored mobile lavatories is winging its way into the Ukraine after the Kremlin received a mayday message from ousted President Viktor Yanukovych.
In scenes reminiscent of August 1968 when USSR despot Leonid Brezhnev ordered 200 tanks into Czechoslovakia to crush the Prague Spring Russia's President Putin is mounting his own offensive 'to keep that crazy bitch Yulia Tymoshenko out of orifice'.
Tonight over 400 of the rusting shit silos were spotted crossing the border into Ukraine, their exteriors tarted up with a coat of camouflage paint and cameo portraits of President Putin.
Commenting on the Ukrainian turmoil a Politburo source said, "Shit is bound to hit the fan."
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