BERLIN - Greta Giselle Vinheimer taught high school geography in the Berlin Independent School District for 37 years before she retired last month.
Mrs. Vinheimer was given a fantastic retirement party which included the keys to a brand new 2014 Mercedes-Benz.
Greta Giselle was extremely happy but added that there was a bit of sadness in her heart.
She told the group of teachers and school administrators who were present at her party that her husband Conrad Vinheimer of 36 years had suddenly told her he wanted a divorce.
It seems that Conrad could no longer accept the fact that his wife possessed an astounding 3 vaginas.
Mrs. Vinheimer said that she was not ashamed to talk about her unbelievable crotch affliction in the hope that it could possibly help some other woman who may just happen to be in the same boat, so to speak.
She revealed that at first when her husband-to-be found out about the Groin Trio, as she refers to her Triplets, he was thrilled beyond belief.
But as time went on he found that it became virtually impossible to satisfy his wife in the womanly way that she needed to be satisfied.
Conrad began to feel inadequate and his mattress performance took a nose dive. He also went from drinking 2 beers a day to drinking 13 beers a day.
SIDENOTE: Mrs. Vinheimer has asked that any teacher or school administrator who knows of a possible suitor for her and her Triplets to please feel free to call her on her cell phone at [CELL PHONE NUMBER DELETED BY EDITOR].