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Sunday, 23 February 2014

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Karla says she loves to read.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Ever since she was a little girl, Karla Vaxping has loved to read. She would read newspapers, magazines, and cereal boxes

Ms. Vaxping, who is a very attractive divorcée recently made the news in Stockholm because of the fact that she has regular subscriptions to 19 different papers from 7 different countries.

She told a reporter for the local Stockholm paper The Stockholm Sunny Sun that the reason why she subscribes to so many newspaper publications is because she does not trust the Internet.

Karla says that her current boyfriend is an oil field worker who is presently working in Saudi Arabia so she remarked that she has plenty of free time on her hands.

When asked which newspaper is her favorite she replied that it has to be The Paris Ooh La La Daily because it is so liberal that it actually shows naked males and females.

She pointed out that the beauty of the photos is that they are not airbrushed and what you see is what it is.

SIDENOTE: Karla Vaxping said that she actually only pays for 17 of the subscriptions and remarked that two of the newspapers are delivered to her door free of charge.

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