In what appears to be a world first, the Australian prime minister Tony Abbott has decided to sell the country of Australia and its citizens to The United States of America. Many believe that this move is nothing more than a cheap polotical stunt to pay back the debt the previous labor government left behind while they held office.
Oppision leader and long time fan of not selling Australia Bill Shorten told the spoof "Selling Australia is proof that this government doesn't know what the hell they're doing". Bill Shorten claims that such a thing would never pass the Senate. However the ALP has said it doesnt care and will go ahead with the sale any way.
The Prime minister was quoted as saying "we're already americanized no one will be able to tell the difference. As always a few minor political parties had a few things to say on the matter but no one cared.