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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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Have you spotted this anywhere?

LONDON, ENGLAND - The National Graffiti Data Base reported today that a mysterious doodle has been showing up at locations throughout the world. The doodle is of a nerdy youngster with an overbite sporting a fine row of sharp teeth.

"This doodle has been seen around London, but has also been reported as far away as Antarctica, Mozambique, and Lingle, Wyoming," explains Hailey Moriarity, director of the data base. "People are sending in photos to us using their Smartphones, and we have documented over 716 different locations for just this one doodle!"

When asked if there is any writing that accompanies the doodle, Moriarity said, "No, it is just the drawing. It doesn't say, 'Kilroy was here' or anything. We figure the person who is drawing this doodle must has a round the world airline ticket. The doodle is extremely uniform with no variations. The artist is extremely surreptitious. So far, no one has any idea as to his or her identity."

Scotland Yard is on the case as London's anti-graffiti campaign continues.

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