SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee is still extremely upset over a recent incident that took place in The Iceberg Skating Palace.
The SOOC reports that a Scottish streaker ran onto the ice and was wrestled down. He was immediatley arrested and taken by the KGB to Sochi Police Headquarters.
The individual identified as Dundee Dingwall, 22, of Buckie, Scotland an unemployed bagpipe maker has now simply vanished into thin air.
No one has seen Mr. Dingwall and rumors circulating at the Olympic's village is that he could possibly be sitting in a little 4 foot by 4 foot cell in Siberia.
The KGB has stated that they are not at liberty to say. A spokesperson for President Vladimir Putin replied that it could be that Mr. Dingwall was flown back to his home courtesy of the Russian government.
SIDENOTE: Las Vegas oddsmakers are giving 15 to 1 odds that Mr. Dundee Dingwall is most probably freezing his Scottish tush off in Siberia.