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Monday, 24 February 2014

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The Danish prime minister is very proud of her cheerleader legs. (Photo courtesy of President Obama).

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Prime Minister has enjoyed all of the celebrity attention she has been receiving of late.

Helle Thorning-Schmidt has just made a startling admission to the Danish press.

She informed them that after she leaves political office she is planning on moving to America in hopes of becoming an actress.

Thorning-Schmidt stated that in high school she had the lead in the Disney adaptation of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs.

When asked if she had been encouraged by anyone she smiled and said that President Obama had told her when they met in Johannesburg, South Africa that she could be the next Sandra Bullock, but with blonde hair of course.

The Danish Prime Minister was quick to shoot down any rumors about her wanting to move to the United States in order to be closer to President Obama whom she has admitted to having a crush on.

In Other News. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has said that someone in the clean up group found a diamond Rolex wrist watch which is valued at about $14,000. The owner can claim it within 24 hours before it is auctioned off.

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