SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics.
After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contacted Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Putin stated in no uncertain terms that Justin Bieber is not welcome at the Olympics nor is he welcome in Russia period.
He went on to say that if Bieber is stupid enough to show up the KGB will immediately place him under arrest and ship his spoiled brat keister to Siberia.
SIDENOTE: Reports are that Justin's mom Pattie Mallette is very upset that her son may become so despondent that he will end up getting yet another dumbass-looking tattoo to go with the dozen or so dumbass tattoos he already has.