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Monday, 17 February 2014

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Pictured is the table for Kim Jong Un's mid-morning meal, not to be confused with his brunch meal.

Kim Jong Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, today apologized to the United Nations about all the human right abuses in his country.

"They just give me as much food as I want. I didn't realize anyone was starving!" spoke the dictator. Golly, I'm really sorry to hear that!"

It has been estimated that six Korean families could eat well on just what is brought out to Kim Jong Un for his bedroom snack each night.

"I didn't know there were prison camps either! I guess I need to get out more!" lamented Kim. "I promise it will never happen again!"

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