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Monday, 17 February 2014

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A photo of the missile that Kim Jong Un says he plans to launch against India.

NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat.

Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.

The leader of North Korea was reportedly upset that a high ranking Indian official had commented that the North Korean leader really should consider getting a makeover because he is looking positively atrocious.

The official went on to say that the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Biden has nicknamed him, looks about as much as a world leader as Miley Cyrus looks like a sumo wrestler.

SIDENOTE: India has stated that if Kim Jong Un launches a missile towards their country they counter with a dozen missiles which will be calibrated to hit his Pyongyang Presidential Palace.

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