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Tuesday, 11 February 2014

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President Obama has said that Helle Thorning-Schmidt is one fine-looking muchacha.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - A U.S. news agency is reporting that it has received word from an inside source that Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has revealed a secret to her hair stylist.

American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the prime minister has admitted to having a crush on the president of the United States, Barack Obama.

She commented that ever since their infamous December footsie incident in Johannesburg, South Africa she has been thinking about him.

Hellsy, as President Obama calls her, said that she admits that sending him dozens of texts on a daily basis was not a good idea but she could not help it.

She pointed out that she does not want to cause any problem between the president and the first lady but she did make it known that if Michelle Obama ever divorces her husband she will be all over him like butter on a biscuit.

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