SOCHI, Russia - Russian police have revealed that they have just arrested a man at The Sochi Airport who was claiming to be the former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani.
The man was arrested after it was learned that he was trying to enter Russia in the possession of an aerosol can of Mennen Deodorant Spray, a tube of Crest Toothpaste, and three hand grenades.
The man was taken to police headquarters after they said that he accidentally fell down about half a dozen times causing him to receive about 17 nasty bruises.
The individual was later identified as Alfalfa Brizzlebridge, 48, who said that he resides in Boston and is a very disgruntled New England Patriots fan.
SIDENOTE: Russian police did not want to give out too much information, but it appears that Mr. Alfalfa Brizzlebridge has been transported to Siberia.